Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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