We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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