Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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