These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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