so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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