Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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