I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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