hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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