Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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