Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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