He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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