hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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