i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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