Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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