Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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