He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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