are you still at the devil's house?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
