She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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