I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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