I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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