I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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