after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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