Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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