So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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