Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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