I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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