he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
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