sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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