im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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