It's just like the Real World with babies
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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