Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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