Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize