idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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