Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Randomize