its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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