I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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