shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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