So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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