I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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