i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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