i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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