David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
