I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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