im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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