Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
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