They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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