4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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