i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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