Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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