Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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