His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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