Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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