well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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