Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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