I CAN MOONWALK!
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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