It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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