at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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