i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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